some alien just put their hands on my thigh and said in these exact words youre so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent but life sucks and youll probably turn into a whore
[The person was still staring from down the bar, and Keith was a little nervous something was going to blow up and hit the fan. He really didn't need to get arrested for another fight.]
continued from here -- Prompt: well i ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's a video --
i think i might've swallowed some nasty pond stuff and hunk insists i would've drowned without him, but it takes a lot more than that to get me down. water's my thing, you know? im fiiiiine.
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Shiro to Keith
Date: 5 Jun 2017 19:28 (UTC)did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as tortured soul
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Date: 5 Jun 2017 19:36 (UTC)Interested in writing one for me at some point?
[Since he didn't ask]
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Date: 5 Jun 2017 19:41 (UTC)no subject
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From:Shiro to Keith
Date: 24 Jul 2017 20:04 (UTC)i just saw a drunk guy run across the street with a flag stuck in his butt
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Date: 24 Jul 2017 20:05 (UTC)no subject
Date: 25 Jul 2017 18:05 (UTC)i havnet seen him since
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Date: 26 Jul 2017 01:20 (UTC)or he has weird hobbies
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From:Shiro to Keith
Date: 24 Jul 2017 20:09 (UTC)some alien just put their hands on my thigh and said in these exact words youre so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent but life sucks and youll probably turn into a whore
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Date: 24 Jul 2017 20:11 (UTC)then I'll be there as soon as I can
[He has no problem being the intimidating adult for the other paladins]
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Date: 25 Jul 2017 18:07 (UTC)ill meet you outside
[The person was still staring from down the bar, and Keith was a little nervous something was going to blow up and hit the fan. He really didn't need to get arrested for another fight.]
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Date: 26 Jul 2017 01:24 (UTC)good
on my way
let me know if something else happens
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From:Shiro to Pidge
Date: 24 Jul 2017 20:14 (UTC)wtf why is there glitter all over my lion
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Date: 24 Jul 2017 20:15 (UTC)perhaps they have something else planned for those
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Date: 24 Jul 2017 20:29 (UTC)Maybe get Allura to ask Lance, she can get him to do anything, usually
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From:Shiro to Lance
Date: 19 Aug 2018 01:37 (UTC)First we're not going to a rave.
Two hypothetically if you did you probably shouldn't bring a rubber duck.
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Date: 19 Aug 2018 17:05 (UTC)and why not??? i'mma make it the new thing
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Date: 20 Aug 2018 01:26 (UTC)I dont know if people will understand it quite the same way you do
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From:Shiro to Allura
Date: 10 Sep 2018 01:34 (UTC)-- Prompt: I will kidnap the QUIZNAK out of your pet goat!!! --
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So you're outside right now saying hello to a goat?
Shiro to Hunk
Date: 10 Sep 2018 01:38 (UTC)-- Prompt: Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober" --
Reply:
Well, yeah, think that is defeating the purpose of trying to sober up. Technically she should if she stood there long enough
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From:Shiro to Lance
Date: 10 Sep 2018 01:43 (UTC)-- Prompt: well i ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's a video --
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Okay okay I believe you.
Are you okay at least? After being in that pond
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